Hello, there. My name is Oscar and I am kind of awesome. I have a mom, Krista… a dad, Bryan… and 3 sisters that love me like crazy. I will post a lot of my adventures here and hope to become even more famous than that asshole Dogecoin dog. I have no idea what makes him so awesome. Feel free to check back in to see some of my selfies and my day’s adventures as I see them.
Today, I stared at dad eat 3 times, I took a nice healthy poop a roo on the floor and went outside right after just to be a prick. LOL. My life is basically amazing. Tonight I hope to see some snacks and crawl under a blanket and catch some reality TV. Check back often!
In the meantime, I’ll leave an awesome photo of me laying in the sun. It’s what I do. And you don’t! Eat it!
